Ramblings of Ataris

d4n13ldesigns:

Oh God, can’t stop laughing! FO SHIZZLE!! LOL

stop-wait-listen:

fiveserpentsteeth:

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzle

The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,

In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;

The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,

While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;

And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,

When out on the stoop some bitch came around,

I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.

Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,

Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.

The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow

Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,

But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,

With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,

Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!

Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!

Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!

To the windows! to the walls!

Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”

But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”

Fo shizzle.

Dear god.

But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles

artbyfinni:

LEGEND OF ZELDA: Skyward Sword celebratory giveaway!

The new Zelda game that Nintendo has been cockteasing us with is FINALLY DROPPING in five days on November 20th!! To celebrate, I’m doing a FIVE DAY countdown giveaway with FIVE 11x17” POSTERS, one button set, and an exclusive, super limited 8x5” Cucco Attack zipper bag made of durable polyester fabric~

(Toon Link plush pictured is not part of the giveaway. Sorry.)

RULES:

1. Like or reblog this post to enter! Doing both gives you two entries.
2. Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification. Don’t spam your friends’ dashes!
3. Have your askbox enabled! 

The winner will be announced announced 11/20/11 at NOON PST. The winner will also be announced here on my blog and must respond with their mailing address by 11/22/11 NOON PST before I choose another winner. International is ok!! So put down your controllers and give your arms a rest long enough to check your ask boxes, please!! 

And if you don’t like your odds of winning a giveaway, I also have a very limited amount of bundles available for sale at my store.
(P.S. This would make a really awesome xmas gift for any Zelda fan.)

GOOD LUCK!

(via gamefreaksnz)

welovefineshirts:

WE LOVE FINE WEDNESDAY’S TEE… IS NOT A TEE!

Instead, this week if you reblog this post, you will be entered to win your choice of a cinch or a tote bag from our My Little Pony category! (Note: Messenger bags NOT eligible) Ponies! Bronies! DERPY!

Reblog and WIN!

(Source: nova-bright)

Yes.

(via geekycrap)

Star Wars Bagpipe Unicycler (by epicmirror)

The best thing I’ve seen all week.

Ten years ago today, though tragic, should not be what we occupy ourselves with. There are tragedies that happen every day. Not on this scale and not in this context, necessarily, but life changing for some (and completely unknown to others). Tragedy that happens on the individual level can be just as devastating.

So today, seeing everyone post about where they were ten years ago, I challenge you. Take these last ten years and think about who youve become during them and then, look forward. I challenge you to post where you want to be ten years from now.

malenkydevil:

palaceoffunk:

This is a joke, right? Did I miss something?

DC, I will hunt you down.

Actually, Ted Kord never existed.

dagamdagee:

shonecakepastrypie:

ponywithafez:

stark-enterprises:

May as well whilst i’m waiting on the room service

Sure why not

Plz I am bored it is Sunday

I feel so hypocritical reblogging this, but I’ll mend my ways. Anyone who leaves me anything in my ask box will surely get questions or random stuff from me.

Sounds good, I suppose. Nothing better to do.

(via midweststumbles)

(via geekycrap)